why are blonde jokes so short?
so men can remember them
this took an unexpected turn
Not if you just asked for directions.
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Learn the difference between a man who flatters you and a man who compliments you. A man who spends money on you and a man who invests in you. A man who views you as property and a man who views you properly. A man who lusts after you and a man who loves you.
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